Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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