I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
