it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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