i think i have two assholes
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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