are you so shy because you have an std?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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