He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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