I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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