if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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