Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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