Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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