Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You can't motorboat a personality
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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