Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
