In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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