Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My ass is underappreciated
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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