FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
