question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
