I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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