Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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