I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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