ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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