At least make sure they are 18
Why
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize
