apparently the secret to your success is patron
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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