Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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