dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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