OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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