sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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