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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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