i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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