the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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