As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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