girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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