he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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