It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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