I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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