Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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