im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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