i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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