In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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