I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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