I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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