i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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