We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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