Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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