He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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