Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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