i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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