I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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