I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
