Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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