If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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