I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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