There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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