I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
