Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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