they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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