OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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