32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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